It is the law that if something graphic comes up on your dashboard, nothing new will be posted for ages.

(via erikawithac)

I’ve given up looking at Tumblr in the presence of people who don’t understand Tumblr. If I check it anywhere else, it’s HERE’S A PICTURE OF A DICK! LOOK AT THE “ABORTED FETUS!” HERE’S A DONKEY FUCKING ANOTHER DONKEY! and never anything normal.

Man, fuck detoxing

napturality:

kissingstars:

napturality:

I’ve been eating vegan for the past 3 days and it hasn’t been difficult, but not eating ANYTHING? I can’t handle that. I’ll just go vegan without detoxing beforehand

What’s the point of detoxing?

Getting all the bullshit like mucus and toxins out of your system, also to lose a little weight. I read a book that said before changing your diet you should detox

For what it’s worth, detoxing is totally unnecessary. Unless you have an illness that increases your mucus production, that mucus is supposed to be there. It’s a good thing! Also, your organs (assuming you have normally-functioning organs) do all the “detoxing” for you.

As far as weight loss goes, it’s also ineffective - because it’s an unsustainable weight loss plan, any weight you lose will come back as soon as you start eating healthy food again. For weight loss, the key is to have a diet that’s nutritious and includes the appropriate amount of calories for your activity level. (Exercise is also important, but you already know that.) The diet plan has to be something that you actually enjoy, or else you’ll “fall off the wagon” and gain the weight back. Any other plan will never work.

I heart anatomy/physiology //
Jesus be a few milligrams of dextromethorphan

Coughing fits, I wish I could quit you.

I'm paranoid that a capillary in my eye will explode //
What the fuck is Google Wave?

I forgot that I had it. Now I remembered. I’m scared. It’s weird in here, you guys.

Love it.

An SAT rap and video created by teachers at the Believe High Schools in Brooklyn, NY. Lyrics and vocals by Arthur Samuels and John Patrick Sullivan. Video by Athena Apostolou.

Reblog with the first thing you notice about the sex your attracted to.

gamesockson:

k-troll:

cijimcb:

gilmoure:

laughterinmyeyes:

madeleineclaire:

al-coholic:

sinkthatship:

jacobpaulbby:

ember16:

Mine is Eyes

Eyes + Hair + Smile

Lips/smile+ Eyes

teeth

weight.. ngl

teeth, personality, hands

Smile, eyes.

Hands.

Face

snacks

Gamesocks wins. (How does one notice someone’s personality first, btw?) Also, clothing.

Thermal shirts are the way to my soooooul // Also flannel //
inothernews:

This is your Tumblr Hiccup on drugs.

Maybe it’s the 8 DayQuil I had today, but I seriously can’t stop laughing. His faaaaaace!

inothernews:

This is your Tumblr Hiccup on drugs.

Maybe it’s the 8 DayQuil I had today, but I seriously can’t stop laughing. His faaaaaace!

Maybe someone will find this funny.

sparklepants:

My boyfriend twitches as he falls asleep. If he worked out that day, the twitches are worse.

So… probably around 1AM on Sunday, I get woken up by a butt grab. Mind you, my butt is ticklish (no idea why), so I just about jumped out of my skin being woken up that way. He was then woken up by the sound of me going, “God damn it, what the hell are you doing?” Turns out it was a twitch and not him trying to be funny.

Oops.

Hahaha, mine does this too. I’ve learned not to have my head touching any part of his body, seeing as I don’t really enjoy a game of “bouncy head” as I’m trying to fall asleep. I’ll have to watch out for butt grabs.

"Please bring a pencil with eraser, ruler, and white sheet of paper to class tomorrow. Next Thursday please bring scissors, a glue stick, and any old magazines you can cut up (I will also bring some). We have some fun activiites planned for the next few weeks."

- My Family Systems professor.





Aaaaargh, you couldn’t tell us this BEFORE break? I was at home! My mom works at an elementary school, and therefore my parents’ house is full of craft supplies. My dorm room? Notsomuch.

I also don’t think I own a glue stick. Or scissors. And I don’t read magazines. I guess I can just buy a magazine, read it really fast, and cut it up. That’ll be fun.

Attractive!

Every time I breathe through my nose, it buuuuurns. So I’ve taken to mouth-breathing, which is the perfect accessory to my dirty sweatshirt, fucked-up hair, bloodshoot/dark-circled eyes, and general appearance of sickness. I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty!

And yeah, I should get over it, but being a baby about a stupid cold is making me feel better.

WHY DO I STILL HAVE TO DO GROUP PROJECTS IN COLLEGE

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SHITTY GROUP

WHY DO YOU HATE ME PROJECT GODS //
dailybranflakes:

Just bought Jordan a sweet North Face parody shirt ‘cause he can’t figure out how to work paypal properly hah.
I love these shirts whenever I see them back home.

I neeeed this!

dailybranflakes:

Just bought Jordan a sweet North Face parody shirt ‘cause he can’t figure out how to work paypal properly hah.

I love these shirts whenever I see them back home.

I neeeed this!

Fuck you, rhinovirus! What did I ever do to you?

I hate this COLD. My nose feels like it’s on fire. If you have some extra syringes and local anesthetic, please mail them to me at

I See Ellis
3.14 Tissue Box Lane
(Get me the fuck out of) Pullman, WA 66666

…so I can inject it directly into my nose/head/face. Thanks!

C-c-c-can I stay here?

Ugh. I have to head back to stupidstupidPullman tomorrow morning. And I have a bad cold and I just want to stay here and have my mom bring me soup until I feel better. And I want to be able to see Boyfriend Scott whenever I want. Instead, I have to go back and work on the 900 things I told myself I would do over break (but didn’t.) And now I’m sitting here dripping tears and various consistencies of mucus (sorry y’all) all over my stupid broken keyboard. And it’s not even a big deal except that all the people I need to feel better are going to be 6 hours away.

inothernews:

No one much liked the smart guy in my grade until one night he went to a party, got drunk and rocked out to a Springsteen song. The football players took to him as if they’d ever listened to Springsteen, really, and the popular girls laughed and giggled and pointed and nodded and approved and the next school day, into their fold he went.

Everything was different afterwards.  For instance, I’m pretty sure he forgot that he once didn’t have a social life - a perk of getting to go to the rest of those parties.

Insider > outsider.

There was this really smart/quiet kid in my grade - James? Josh? - all I remember is that he looked like Harry Potter. Nobody really noticed him until he performed a rap in front of his AP Lit class, and then everyone decided he was awesome. I wonder what happened to him.

I hope he's a rapper //
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